Almost Home...

Andy and I are finally back in Munich and not a minute too soon if you ask me. Egypt was a great experience to do once in my life, but it's honestly not a place I'd have a burning desire to go to again. I would definitely recommend seeing the sites there though; the Pyramids, Valley of the Kings, and the Egyptian Museum top my list of things to see before you die! Anyway, I think I'm ready to come home, but not to work...hehe.

Like I said before, Egypt is dirty and hot. I wonder how it compares to other poorer Asian countries? We pretty much stayed in 3 star hotels the entire time, but by North American standards they were like a 2 or worse...kinda like a motel where you don't want to touch anything. In fact at the resort in Sharm as we were getting let into our room there was a gigantic cockroach on the bathroom door. It was no big deal to the bell man, but Andy made him hunt it down and kill it! Yuck!

Our Egypt itinerary went pretty smoothly, almost everything according to plan. We did Cairo and Aswan without a hitch. From Aswan to Luxor we did an overnight felucca trip along the Nile and then got picked up by a police convoy to go to Luxor. A felucca is a boat that Egyptians used to use to transport themselves and stuff on along the Nile in the olden days. These days it's just used to entertain the tourists. It's pretty much just a sail boat with no cabins. We had two Nubian crew members manning the ship and cooking our meals. At first the felucca was pretty neat. It's incredibly relaxing and we spent a lot of time just snoozing and talking. Things took a turn for the worst when Andy started to get a funny feeling all over. We all thought it would pass and he even took a dip with Tino in the Nile, which is very brave considering the books tell you not to...something about parasites swimming up the urethra (just kidding!). Andy didn't get any better as time went on (even with the Egyptian bud...go figure). He was definitely having an "Egyptian belly" aka traveller's diarrhea and he was feeling a bit feverish. He assured us he didn't need to be brought to the local doctor, so we went on with our boat ride. We knew poor Andy wasn't doing too good when he got off on the island where we docked for the night to use the toilet and he thought the donkeys were talking to him. He made it though and he didn't even lose any weight...double screwed! In the end we all thought it was heat stroke.

Luxor was literally like an oven! We hardly survived our first day there walking around looking at the sites. We were pretty happy to get out to Sharm and Dahab, which are resort and beach towns. I'm proud to say that I snorkled even with my fear of water! Thank god Andy was there or else I probably would have drowned! The experience was pretty cool. The coral and fishies just swim around you, although I could have sworn they were planning an attack on me in the beginning. Kill the weak one, right...hehe. Every one but me ended up getting a sun burn, but I look pretty much black now. Even Andy looks less atomic white now, except for the private bits...just ask him to show you...hehe...no nude tanning for him.

Yesterday we took a flight from Sharm back to Cairo and then Cairo to Munich at 3:30 am. We had loads of time to kill so we asked our driver to drop us off at the biggest mall in Cairo and boy was it BIG. If you read my last entry I said that most Egyptians are poor...well I take it back. The Egyptians I saw were poor. This mall was gigantic! Bigger than anything we have in Vancouver and it kinda reminds me of an Edmonton Mall minus the amusement park and water slides. Anyway, that teaches me not to make assumptions! I think there's quite a large gap between the classes though. There are definitely quite a large number of under privledged citizens in Egypt.

Well our time is coming to an end. I think Andy and I are just going to chill out here in Munich until Saturday when we fly back to Vancouver in the morning. I can't wait to see every one. I'm definitely a different person than I was when I first travelled. Before my trips used to be about "finding" myself or being enlightened some how, but not so much these days. Travelling really opens your eyes, but more importantly it makes you appreciate what you have, which unfortunately we all need reminders.

Here are some last comments and thoughts. See you guys back in Vancouver on Saturday!

- Metal detectors are every where, even some made out of wood?
- It's possible to smuggle guns in any Egypt airport. Just tell them it's your belt beeping.
- The Egyptian pounds are the dirtiest money I've ever touched. They smell like poo!
- We all road camels! Mine liked to eat garbage. Camel toes are cute.
- Every one here is almost always named Ahmed or Mohammed.
- There's police everwhere, but our guide said their guns are probably too old to work.
- Water pipes are fun! It's like blowing bubbles, but inhaling.
- My deodorant finally was destroyed. I ended up using Andy's Axe and noticed a lot more ladies checking me out...but Andy thinks they were lesbians...he's just jealous!

That's all folks! See you all soon.

The Egypt Experience...

We're still alive! It's been hard to find internet here in Egypt, but we're in Sharm El Sheik, which is a resort town. We're actually in the last leg of our trip, but I was dying to get on-line, so I bit the bullet. There's so much to say about our trip here in Egypt; Andy and I could probably write a book... I think this'll be a long blog so be forewarned! They have a North American keyboard too, so I'll probably go buck wild...hehe.

Me, Andy, Tino, and Denise took the red eye from Munich to Cairo. We didn't actually touch down until 1:30 am, but thank god we had a rep from our tour company there to meet us. Denise did some research and planned our entire Egypt trip through Lady Egypt. It's a private tour with just the four of us and we basically get all of our transfers and an Egyptologist at all of the sites. It's pretty cool. We have a contact where ever we go 24/7...thank goodness.

It's pretty nuts here in Cairo and Egypt as a whole. I don't think I've ever been this overwhelmed. I'm so thankful that we're pretty much taken care of this entire trip, cause I don't know how I could have done this on my own. This whole country is ghetto in some way or another. In Cairo alone there's 20-25 million people. It's the second largest city in the world next to Mexico City...and it sure feels like it too. There's no traffic lights here and traffic is chaotic! People cross the street by standing in free gaps in the road between cars. It's like a game of Frogger! Cars don't follow lanes and they just zig zag through the streets. They just go around honking their horns and flashing their lights to let others know to get out of their way. We had some near misses when we first tried it on our own, but we're pros now...hehe.

So Egypt in general is hot and dirty, especially dirty in Cairo and especially hot in Luxor. Every one here wants your money. The standard of living is pretty much crap for most of the Egyptian citizens. Tourism is their second biggest money maker next to the Suez Canal. People get paid next to nothing here and they pretty much rely on tips (or baksheesh in Arabic). Living in North America we know about tipping, but it's crazy here. They want tips for every thing! We even had police officers at the Pyramids getting us to climb up (which is not allowed) and helping us take pictures for a small tip! It's annoying, but people are pretty poor here. Egypt is very far behind the rest of the world. Most Egyptians, even the ones who work in tourism never leave the country because it's just too expensive. With that said they think every Oriental-looking person is from China, Korea, or Japan. It was funny in the beginning, but now it's making Andy and I totally mad! People are so desperate to sell you something that they approach you in a friendly manner, but always the same way. It's like they have this hand book or something. It's always "My Friend. Welcome. Where are you from? What's your name? China? Korea? Japanese?" Then they try to sell you something at a "special" price. It's unfortunate, but the impression that most people get, including us, is that every one is out to cheat or screw you over. On the other hand, people are pleasant and nice. There's a real sense of brotherhood here, like every one is looking out for each other (except the tourists).

Ok, I'm going to wrap things up now. We'll be back in Munich in a few days and I'll write more then. I know I haven't said much about the sites, which are amazing, but the real story is the stuff in between.

Hope every body is good at home! I can't wait to get back to Vancouver for sushi, refillable drinks, and bubble tea!